Say “come on“ to a Vietnamese
and they will like you
because it means:“thank you!“ in their tongue.

I met a  girl from Saigon today;
She shared her grapes with me
and refused to tell me:
Anh yêu em

I love you, instead
she taught me this:

toĩ thích ấn nho
which sounds very nice
but makes grown-up people grin,
because it simply means:
I love grapes.