I dislike male dogs

with their penises hanging out.

I am not that needy,

but I just adore bitches,

because that is sexy

and the fuck they know it.

Which of course makes it even sexier

for dogs.

Hey, I am a dog myself,

(proudly so says I,)

says she.

And who is she not to believe


I do


But comes it to those sleazy little crawling tigers I melt away.

You better be a cat to make me wanna want ya.

Or so.

Rules laid out , cheers and good night.